Friday, December 21, 2012

Suicide Note

Sorry that after I got the kids ready for school and dropped them off
After I fed the dog
And cleaned the litter box
And put in a load of laundry
And made you some breakfast and lunch
I wasn't able to get your oil changed
But I didn't get to go on a bike ride either
Because I was too busy writing this suicide note
I'm sorry, but you'll need to pick the kids up from school today
I hope it isn't an inconvenience.

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