When you wake up and find the excitement and passion all gone, to where you can barely get out of bed, then it is time to remember where the passion once was and if it is still relevant.  Possibly the passion has just taken a vacation and you need to figure out where it went.  1/19/00

Animals make great companions because they judge you by their temperament, not your character.  1/18/00

When a person enters the bathroom and closes the door, it means they probably don’t wished to be disturbed, except in dire circumstances.

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To avoid stagnation of the mind, everyone should take time out every day to read and to think.  This does not mean to merely glance and figure, but rather to consciously intake and understand. 1/8/2000

Just because a generally annoying person occasionally makes sense does not necessarily make that person a prophet, some misunderstood genius, or the chosen one to be revered for having some mystical direct line to the powers that be; sometimes s/he is just an annoying person who occasionally makes sense.  1/7/2000

If you are consistently late for work, then you either haven’t found your true calling or you don’t fear your boss enough.  1/6/2000

Why do some believe the word of god and abstinence from alcohol go hand in hand? 1/3/05